22
Sep
08

“I carry enough baggage for the both of us.”

I’ve seen two crap films recently.

  • Okay, Suspiria wasn’t totally crap. Argento builds great tension slowly, uses shadow and colour exceptionally well, stages some elaborate deaths and generally makes things truly eerie. But I’ve never bought into him being a master. The plot of this film is laughable. The acting is very poor. And the Goblin soundtrack drives me insane.
  • Alone in the Dark, however, is truly, staggeringly, homicide-inducingly bad. It stomps on a fun, eerie video game. It’s Tara Reid bad, literally. Uwe Boll should be hunted down and stopped. Really.
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